people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy
somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this
THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH
THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND.
AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?!
ohohohoh but don’t forget guys! underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.
People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact
Also like our city literally had to be shut down for a week last year because the weather was so bad and everyone was snowed in.
You couldn’t drive to the store to get food because there WERE no roads anymore. The interstate was a truck graveyard. It was like six feet of snow and blizzarding every day. If you didn’t have food stocked up you were fucked.
Everyone talking about Soldier 76 being gay which is all well and good but are we really gunna gloss over the fact that our Edgy dad is actually a dad?
